UPDATE: Mueller Suicide Confirmed-Trump To Cancel Investigation

The White House OIP has released a statement that it “regrets to confirm” the suicide of Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller:

“In the wake of Mueller’s death President Trump is suspending the pointless investigation into ‘Russian collusion.’ Mueller took his own life after the memo proved any evidence was planted, and no federal judge will be issuing a warrant or subpoena based on his investigation.

If the FBI wants to start from scratch and try again they’re more than welcome.”

Mueller’s family has asked for privacy during this trying time.

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